I'm on tour with My heavy metal band, Right after Our show in Las Vegas, this guy comes up to Me in the parking lot of the venue saying that he was my #1 fan. Sure, I get a lot of people who want to talk to Me after I perform, but this guy took it the next level of creepiness, asking to come with Me on tour, then saying he was in love with Me and asking Me to marry him! Not the first time I've heard stuff like that from crazy fans, but when he touched Me without My permission, that's when I decided I'd had enough. So I kneed him in the balls and then decided to teach him a lesson about resp...

I'm on tour with My heavy metal band, Right after Our show in Las Vegas, this guy comes up to Me in the parking lot of the venue saying that he was my #1 fan. Sure, I get a lot of people who want to talk to Me after I perform, but this guy took it the next level of creepiness, asking to come with Me on tour, then saying he was in love with Me and asking Me to marry him! Not the first time I've heard stuff like that from crazy fans, but when he touched Me without My permission, that's when I decided I'd had enough. So I kneed him in the balls and then decided to teach him a lesson about respect and personal space - by trampling all over him with my huge boots!! Let this be a lesson to all of you fucking crazy "fans" - I WILL punish you if you ever step out of line like this loser did!!!