Greetings, minion! Here I am, relaxing in beautiful, sunny Miami, while you sit alone at your computer, wishing you could be part of My amazing life. Well I'm here to tell you exactly how you can! Worship My beautiful, divine body as I tell you how simple it is to get in my good graces. All it really takes is one simple thing.... a tribute! Through tribute, you fund My amazing adventures across the world; you dress Me in sexy clothes; you spoil Me with gifts. By sending a tribute, you can live vicariously through Me, finding purpose in the knowledge that you're making MY life better.... an...

Greetings, minion! Here I am, relaxing in beautiful, sunny Miami, while you sit alone at your computer, wishing you could be part of My amazing life. Well I'm here to tell you exactly how you can! Worship My beautiful, divine body as I tell you how simple it is to get in my good graces. All it really takes is one simple thing.... a tribute! Through tribute, you fund My amazing adventures across the world; you dress Me in sexy clothes; you spoil Me with gifts. By sending a tribute, you can live vicariously through Me, finding purpose in the knowledge that you're making MY life better.... and become part of My world!