I would ask if you enjoyed watching Me perform with My band at the show tonight, but I have a feeling you wouldn't really be able to answer. Don't play dumb - I know you were just staring at My boots all night. Even my friend saw it - you weren't paying attention to Me or the music at all. your eyes were glued to My boots! In fact, the only times you weren't staring at My boots were when you were staring at My friend's boots! Clearly you're just a pathetic drooling boot bitch.... well, it's you're lucky day. Since you're so obsessed with Our boots, why don't you make yourself useful and sta...

I would ask if you enjoyed watching Me perform with My band at the show tonight, but I have a feeling you wouldn't really be able to answer. Don't play dumb - I know you were just staring at My boots all night. Even my friend saw it - you weren't paying attention to Me or the music at all. your eyes were glued to My boots! In fact, the only times you weren't staring at My boots were when you were staring at My friend's boots! Clearly you're just a pathetic drooling boot bitch.... well, it's you're lucky day. Since you're so obsessed with Our boots, why don't you make yourself useful and start cleaning them? After all, they're dirty after being at the club all night. So stick that tongue out and get to work, boot bitch!!