So here I was, just sitting at My computer getting some work done, when I leaned back and put My arms up to stretch.... and then I ended up smelling My own armpits. Gross! It's been HOT in Vegas this summer, and My armpits do NOT smell good.... except to you, of course! For some reason you love the stench. How very weird and gross of you - you're lucky that I even entertain your strange fetish. Take a good look while you can, because I won't let you look forever!

So here I was, just sitting at My computer getting some work done, when I leaned back and put My arms up to stretch.... and then I ended up smelling My own armpits. Gross! It's been HOT in Vegas this summer, and My armpits do NOT smell good.... except to you, of course! For some reason you love the stench. How very weird and gross of you - you're lucky that I even entertain your strange fetish. Take a good look while you can, because I won't let you look forever!