We just went on a hot, romantic date for Valentine's Day! Since you're just a pathetic man, all you get to do is smell Our sweaty Valentine's Day socks! Enjoy the scent of Our feet right up in your face while you're kneeling at the foot of Our bed - they're especially rank after a steaming hot day in Las Vegas!! We'll never be interested in a man like you, or ANY men, so smelling Our socks is the closest you'll ever get to us!