you spend so much time praying to just be a real man. you're so desperate for ass that you can't help but to spend every second of your life just wanting to be a real man, wanting ass. I have just the thing that will help you. you can get on your knees and pray to My ass. My ass owns you. you'll never have it but are ever so lucky to be even allowed to worship it. you won't get ass from anyone so you'll need to take what you can get. No amount of prayers will make you a real man. you need to just deal with whatever you have. This is it. you have a wallet and your hand