you are so fucking alone and pathetic! The only thing you have to fuck is your hand! Why not treat your hand like a woman. Go on and get some foreplay action in! you can't just go in dry. Omg I can get you to do anything I want, you are just THIS pathetic. When I tell you to start humping your hand, that's when you can start fucking it. your hand is basically your girlfriend. A lonely loser has nothing else!