Listen, I get why you're trying to hit on Me but we're honestly just friends. I can't believe you thought you even had a chance. Look at you and look at Me, I do charity work just being your friend. It's actually offensive to Me that you thought it was appropriate to hit on Me. I don't think friend zoned is the appropriate term for someone as pathetic as you. Let's call it loser-zoned. I don't think I've ever seen a man get so much joy out of rejection. Do you like this? Are you getting off? Fucking EW! Despite being grossed out, I see potential in your obsession with Me and denial. I think... Show more