I know how badly you've been treating my best friend and i'm ready to tell her all about how horrible you are so she'll never take you back. But you know you're a loser and no one else would want you so you're going to do anything to keep me quiet. You can start by drinking a full bottle of alcohol for me while I take your entire wallet. I know how much you love looking at me, here's your chance just give me all the cash, drink into oblivion and i'll stay quiet.