Face it, you've craved paying for women's attention ever since you were little. In school the girls never gave you the time of day so you'd do their homework, take the blame for something they did wrong, give them your lunch money or special crayons. You've always been a pathetic loser. The nice friend who never gets noticed until they do something for the girl's attention. And you do absolutely everything you can think of to get it. Including now spending hundreds and thousands to wank to gorgeous women, or just to have them smile at your tributes.