All i've heard lately is how much you hate your wife, how she'll never compare to me ever and how you can't seem to ever get rid of her. Well i'm going to tell you exactly how to cut her off. It's about time you let yourself be truly happy and surrender your heart, soul, money, and admiration to me. I know about your little obsession with my ass and i'm going to use it to my advantage to cut her out completely. Get ready, begin!