I think choosing a new name for you is a wonderful idea. This is exactly how I view you and exactly what I would describe you as being so why the hell wouldn't I just change your name to it. It's your life's purpose, your true meaning in life, your way of making your goddess happy and satisfied 24/7. That's right, your new name is ATM. You are that big electronic machine that slides me delicious new bills. You're constantly working to fill my bank account and get me everything that I want in life. Longer vacations, bigger gift cards, higher heels, silkier lingerie. You love the fact that I ...

I think choosing a new name for you is a wonderful idea. This is exactly how I view you and exactly what I would describe you as being so why the hell wouldn't I just change your name to it. It's your life's purpose, your true meaning in life, your way of making your goddess happy and satisfied 24/7. That's right, your new name is ATM. You are that big electronic machine that slides me delicious new bills. You're constantly working to fill my bank account and get me everything that I want in life. Longer vacations, bigger gift cards, higher heels, silkier lingerie. You love the fact that I only use you for money. You know you have no other purpose. You're just an ATM to be milked again and again and again.