It makes me laugh day in and day out when you fools think that your significant others will ever be as I am. You look at my gorgeous curves, listen to my sultry voice, and stare into my sexy eyes and you know it'll never happen. She'll never be as amazing as I am. She's so boring, and she'll never ever make you happy like I do.

It makes me laugh day in and day out when you fools think that your significant others will ever be as I am. You look at my gorgeous curves, listen to my sultry voice, and stare into my sexy eyes and you know it'll never happen. She'll never be as amazing as I am. She's so boring, and she'll never ever make you happy like I do.