Been snooping, have you? see.. you didn't know, but iv been watching too, waiting for the perfect moment to exact my plans to extort you. You log onto my laptop after hours, as you have done before... only this time there's a file waiting for you on the desktop. This is the moment you know you've fucked up.. you shakingly open it and watch as I explain exactly how fucked you are and how I plan to use you.

Been snooping, have you? see.. you didn't know, but iv been watching too, waiting for the perfect moment to exact my plans to extort you. You log onto my laptop after hours, as you have done before... only this time there's a file waiting for you on the desktop. This is the moment you know you've fucked up.. you shakingly open it and watch as I explain exactly how fucked you are and how I plan to use you.