You spend so much of your day expending energy on meaningless things. All that time spent gooning and stroking is so empty. You're insatiable. Your time is much better spent focusing on what you can do for me. Therefore, it's time to lock you up. It's time to relinquish control of your silly little cock and hand it over to me. Maybe if you're really, really good, you'll get to experience the greatest pleasure of your life. On my terms.