How long have you been serving Me now? And still no girlfriend, still no dates, still no sex at all for you.

It’s never going to happen, you being happily married that is. Just admit that worshipping My feet is as close as you will ever come to having a wife. You’re going to be alone for the rest of your life. There must be something wrong with you or someone would have fallen in love with you by now. You’re clearly broken and ugly and stupid and poor. If you weren’t you wouldn’t still be single. Stop being such a failure and a let down for once in your loser life. I’m...

How long have you been serving Me now? And still no girlfriend, still no dates, still no sex at all for you.

It’s never going to happen, you being happily married that is. Just admit that worshipping My feet is as close as you will ever come to having a wife. You’re going to be alone for the rest of your life. There must be something wrong with you or someone would have fallen in love with you by now. You’re clearly broken and ugly and stupid and poor. If you weren’t you wouldn’t still be single. Stop being such a failure and a let down for once in your loser life. I’m your new God now, no other religions but Me. Dedicate your entire life to worshipping My feet and every other part of Me.