BREAKING! Reports of a mysterious affliction spreading rapidly across the globe, you watch her almost mesmerised as she lists the symptoms that you can expect “Well Victoria it is VERY severe I’m getting reports of LETHARGY a deep sense of RELAXATION, heavy limbs...FORGETFULNESS a distortion of time and space and perhaps he most disturbing symptom is the loss of control, people are becoming almost ZOMBIE like Victoria, yes it is affecting EVERYONE, there is NO cure and by the time you are infected you don’t realise and it’s too late”.

As she continues to list the sympto... Show more