“Sir, we have done a 3000 point screening of your life; web and chat history, phone calls, social media, payments, purchases, acquaintances, subscriptions etc and this is the most PATHETIC profile we've ever seen. You are not a candidate for a loan, but due to your innate... traits - We are prepared to offer you something more....progressive...” But first tell me, why are you so pathetic?”

Your life is in a state of rapid decline...you saw an ad in the back of the paper; a specialist personal finance firm with a top secret unique screening process is looking for clients to sponsor,... Show more