[This clip contains subtitles for the hearing impaired, it may be watched with or without sound!]

It's been a long time since I've made one of these, wallet.

Are you ready to jerk and pay?

Your credit card and bank account area as swollen as your balls, they need some release!

And I am generous enough to give it to you, aren't you so lucky to be able to spend on me?

You'll need your lube, credit card, and the tribute page open while you listen to this one.

Keep going until you're empty!

[This clip contains subtitles for the hearing impaired, it may be watched with or without sound!]

It's been a long time since I've made one of these, wallet.

Are you ready to jerk and pay?

Your credit card and bank account area as swollen as your balls, they need some release!

And I am generous enough to give it to you, aren't you so lucky to be able to spend on me?

You'll need your lube, credit card, and the tribute page open while you listen to this one.

Keep going until you're empty!