Your little bitty penis is an automatic disqualifier and any woman who has told you otherwise was lying.

I mean, it's obvious isn't it? No one wants the short end of anything, including a microscopic cock like yours. The few of you that have managed to score a girlfriend always heard the same things, "It doesn't matter!" But it always ended up with the same result in the end....

She cheated on you.

She broke up with you.

She dumped you.

She left you.

But you know who will never disqualify you for your short dick? Your cruel yet compassio...

Your little bitty penis is an automatic disqualifier and any woman who has told you otherwise was lying.

I mean, it's obvious isn't it? No one wants the short end of anything, including a microscopic cock like yours. The few of you that have managed to score a girlfriend always heard the same things, "It doesn't matter!" But it always ended up with the same result in the end....

She cheated on you.

She broke up with you.

She dumped you.

She left you.

But you know who will never disqualify you for your short dick? Your cruel yet compassionate Goddess, I give your eeny weenie all the attention it could possibly need. You need it. You crave it. It's the only true attention you've ever had!

Even though it's negative attention, you can't get enough... everything else seems so fake. Humiliation is all you'll ever get and it's all you'll ever need...