FINALLY, a very special edging session is now available for my shrimp dicks fans!

Pros: You will get to touch your tiny penis in the best way I can think of for you to do. You will edge for me while I tease you in powder blue strappy Honey Birdette lingerie. An exhilarating experience that you know you are not worthy of ever. I'm just feeling generous today.
Those who have micropenises will love this.

Cons: I will verbally humiliate you, laugh at you, and deny you the privilege of cumming. You will become a drooling, hand-humping idiot for me left with aching balls as ...

FINALLY, a very special edging session is now available for my shrimp dicks fans!

Pros: You will get to touch your tiny penis in the best way I can think of for you to do. You will edge for me while I tease you in powder blue strappy Honey Birdette lingerie. An exhilarating experience that you know you are not worthy of ever. I'm just feeling generous today.
Those who have micropenises will love this.

Cons: I will verbally humiliate you, laugh at you, and deny you the privilege of cumming. You will become a drooling, hand-humping idiot for me left with aching balls as blue as my lingerie.

Though... for some of you, that doesn't sound like a con at all!
Buy now!