Feeling unfulfilled and useless at your current job? I know. I've been watching you spiral deeper and deeper down the depression hole. It must suck having to work for someone you dislike and for pennies... I can't relate haha. Well loser, I'm going to cut you some slack. you're life sucks so much! But work doesn't have to. you've been obsessed with this ass, digging a financial hole paying to have your time with it. It's the highlight of your day! So I've created a position specially for a loser like you. It's official title? Ass Cleaner. you will be My full time ass cleaner. Oh no loser, h... Show more