Aww you spend so much time with that hand of yours loser, it kind of looks like you're in love with it. The amount of time you spend jerking. Morning, noon, night. There you are jerking like the jerkaholic that you are. you REALLY found the love of your life! you did it against all odds. Found someone that's going to be there for you. Through every hairy ball thrown and sticky eruption. Aww She's an absolute gem loser. I bet you love Her more than anything on this earth? Hold on tight to Her loser, or should I say let Her hold on tight to you. HAHAHAHA. This is the best you can do loser so ... Show more