God you're such a desperate loser. So fucking desperate that you're willing to lay down and live as My personal bidet. you know it's the ONLY way you can get close to this ass and pussy of Mine and you're eager to take it however you can get it. Even if it means it's dirty, raunchy, and disgusting. HAHAHA. Seriously loser? you'd settle for cleaning My dirty ass and pussy? No wonder you're such a fucking loser. Look at what you're willing to do for some pussy and ass? Degrade your life to a human bidet, washing up after every toilet use. HAHAHA!