It was only a matter of time before you finally saw how unfulfilling your job was. I could see from a mile away that it just wasn't the right fit for you. you're a special individual who needs a feeling of full... to feel useful at ALL times. Don't worry, I'm not just saying this to say it, I have just the position perfect for you, I created it with you in mind. But first, you're going to need to hand in a letter of resignation at your current job effective IMMEDIATELY.