Let's send Wifey spiraling into a deep dark depressive hole. How? Simple. Tell Her how you want to fuck Me. Tell Her every little detail. Every minute detail. What colour My nails will be. What I'll be wearing. Don't stop there. Tell her about what position I'll be in. The sounds I'll be making... tell Her it ALL. Don't skip any details. Hahah that'll wreck your marriage for sure, or make Wifey feel like that unattractive hag that She is... and both options work for Me.