Only you would go through life constantly embarrassing yourself and not think to make a change HAHAA. your lack of adequate equipment downstairs has really caused a series of unfortunate events for you. The stares, the soaking wet clothes, the soggy balls... no really how did you go on like this? HAHAHAHAA Here, I've got the perfect solution for you, as always, and this isn't going to take much. Just a lifetime supply of pampers.