I was reflecting on your little loser virgin life and realized there's truly SOO much that you've never experienced but also you'll NEVER get to experience. you won't be fucking, can't get a Woman to do the deed to save your life. you haven't even had your first kiss...until today. Lucky little virgin boy, I'm going to give you your first kiss! Mmhmm. Well actually you're going to give ME your first kiss...on My ass. Believe Me this is a gift loser boy, you won't ever be kissing My lips but you can go ahead and KISS MY ASS! HAHAHAHAA