Youre still holding out hope one day youll get laid, but there is no hope. Youre going to be a virgin for the rest of your pathetic life. The best part is the older you get, the longer you stay a virgin, the chances just keep going down down down. Go deeper into the rabbit hole of your involuntary celibacy - your incurable and progressive disease, as it replicates and multiplies and consumes you. Channel all that pent up sexual frustration towards something positive, like serving me. Be a good little virgin slave for Goddess Mira.

Youre still holding out hope one day youll get laid, but there is no hope. Youre going to be a virgin for the rest of your pathetic life. The best part is the older you get, the longer you stay a virgin, the chances just keep going down down down. Go deeper into the rabbit hole of your involuntary celibacy - your incurable and progressive disease, as it replicates and multiplies and consumes you. Channel all that pent up sexual frustration towards something positive, like serving me. Be a good little virgin slave for Goddess Mira.