I'm wearing yoga pants, painting my toenails red while sitting on the foot of my bed, ignoring you. You can watch me ignore you while I paint the clear base coat and 2 coats of red polish. You don't even get to see the full view of my painted toes until the end. I don't speak to you at all. When I'm done, I only acknowledge your presence enough to bring my feet into full view so that you may see my painted toenails.

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