At first I am quite pleased! It has only been a couple of dates and you have brought Me a gift! Upon opening it I am NOT pleased at all!

It is a pink gag and apparently you expect ME to use it! As I dangle it in front of you I tell you just how inappropriate it is! As it swings back in forth in front of you I instruct you to watch it closely and listen to everything I say! What kind of things were going through your mind when you bought this? Look how bright it is! Back and forth..swinging as you watch it intently! This gag is so enticing! It is the perfect fit for your mouth!