It's time to bunker down! No social contact, no leaving your house! Oh wait, that's your everyday life isn't it? You're literally always home, jerking your cock and wishing anyone cared about your pathetic existence. This isn't even going to be hard for you, is it?
You're such a scourge on society that you should be self-isolating EVERY DAY! You're your own special kind of virus and you shouldn't spread the nastiness inside of you.
So self-isolate now, for the next two weeks, the next month, maybe forever?
I promise no one will miss you anyway.