It's your bedtime & step-mommy found the PERFECT story to read you. It's called Girls Don't fart! I knew you would love it since you know how gassy I get! I always have the nastiest farts.

All Jokes aside, it's time to tuck you in and oh I think I have to fart! OMG you don't mind do you? I had some gassy food earlier and now I need to fart. Besides it doesn't look like you mind! Do you like it when step-mommy farts? Maybe we should test it out! You sure seem excited if you know what I mean.

We need to keep this a secret because some people won't understand why you like sni...

It's your bedtime & step-mommy found the PERFECT story to read you. It's called Girls Don't fart! I knew you would love it since you know how gassy I get! I always have the nastiest farts.

All Jokes aside, it's time to tuck you in and oh I think I have to fart! OMG you don't mind do you? I had some gassy food earlier and now I need to fart. Besides it doesn't look like you mind! Do you like it when step-mommy farts? Maybe we should test it out! You sure seem excited if you know what I mean.

We need to keep this a secret because some people won't understand why you like sniffing my stinky ass! Actually since you're smelling my nasty farts why don't you sniff my asshole too.