Today begins the most wonderful week of the entire year! August has begun and My birthday is only a handful of days away - which means it's time to spoil your Goddess properly! Every day, you will have a new chance to open your wallet and prove your devotion. Every day will give you a new opportunity to bring a beautiful smile to My face - and push your bank account to its limits. Your suffering, your sacrifice - that's what I truly want to see. Fuck yourself over for Me, little loserboy! Over and over again! Because in the eyes of this birthday girl, that's the best present of all!