Birthday tributes are so delicious - and you're making sure you do your part! As My devoted little pet, as My good boy, it is your sacred duty to make Me happy. To celebrate My existence, My beauty, My divine guidance over your little loser life. I am everything you've ever wanted, and we both know it. That's why you dig deep into your wallet. That's way you press that tribute button, time and time again. That's why you fuck yourself over. It's all in My name. It's all in celebration of Me!

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