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Day four of My birthday celebrations and your wallet is starting to hurt, isn't it? Good. Your sacrifice is My pleasure - your money is My money. You are My little loser boy, My devoted little wallet. You are just fulfilling your purpose. You are just showing Me your devotion, your adoration, your overwhelming gratitude. The truth is, the more it hurts, the better it feels. The better it feels, the more you want to give. What a beautiful birthday cycle!

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