There's no greater pleasure than this - your hand wrapped around your cock, pumping until the world disappears beneath a wave of ecstasy. Goon until your mind grows blank, goon until you can't think straight. This bliss is everything you've been aching for. This is your addiction. Your greatest desire. Your biggest wish come true. Say goodbye to sex. Say goodbye to pussy. You never deserved them anyway. Goodbye sex life, hello Goon life. Gooning for me is all that you need. I am your sex life now.

There's no greater pleasure than this - your hand wrapped around your cock, pumping until the world disappears beneath a wave of ecstasy. Goon until your mind grows blank, goon until you can't think straight. This bliss is everything you've been aching for. This is your addiction. Your greatest desire. Your biggest wish come true. Say goodbye to sex. Say goodbye to pussy. You never deserved them anyway. Goodbye sex life, hello Goon life. Gooning for me is all that you need. I am your sex life now.