Oh, what a funny looking creature you are! Aren't you one of those humans I've heard about? With your silly rounded ears and your short little lives and your penchant for battle. Why are you looking at Me like that? Haven't you ever seen an Elf Maiden before? No, I suppose you haven't. Especially not a maiden like Me. Even amongst My people, renowned for their elegance and breath-taking beauty, I am considered lovely beyond words. Which means that if you want My attention, then you must prove yourself worthy of it. How? It's simple. Hand over your wallet. Give Me your gold. Your gems. Every... Show more