I'm leaving on vacation, a week of exotic adventures and absolute hedonism, nothing but the pursuit of My pleasure. And guess what? You're footing the bill. That's right, My piggies. Time to open that wallet - I'm going to drain it completely. You have the honor of working to make My life better - between expensive flights and luxurious hotel rooms, and of course, an entire new wardrobe to celebrate this grand adventure - your bank account is going to hurt. But that's why you exist. For Me to drain, to use, to laugh at while I travel the world on your dime. And that's what you love - you ar... Show more