August is just around the corner, pet. Are you ready? Because August 5th is Paige-Day, the celebration of My birth, My very existence! If you are one of My good boys, you will agree that this is the greatest holiday of the year! A day that should be filled with presents, cash, words of devotion, laughter, joy. Everything that I deserve! But of course, a Goddess as spectacular as I am.... Why should I reduce My celebrations to one day only? No! I declare the entire month of August to be the Month of Paige! Every day should be devoted to celebrating ME! You're going to open your wallet and sa... Show more