I can't believe you won't let Me get a puppy! I've wanted one for years! I'm not used to getting My way - which means I'll simply have to get... creative. I've decided that you're going to be My puppy now! That's right! You're going to be My happy little pet! I'll train you to obey My commands, shaking your tail with pure delight! You'll work hard to please Me, and I'll reward you with games, with scratches behind your ears! If I say bark, you'll bark. If I say fetch, you'll fetch! You're going to love being My puppy, I know it! Soon, you'll forget that you ever were a man at all! (This cli... Show more