You can't hide your secret from Me. It only takes one glance - and I can sense the truth of your pathetic, loser life. You've never had sex. You've never known the touch of a woman. You've never known the exquisite joy of being entwined in the throes of desire and passion (and no, your hand doesn't count). I am going to do you a favor. I'll take your virginity. Well, not exactly. I'll let you TELL everyone that I took your virginity, and really, that's as close to sex as you'll ever get. Only you and I will know the truth - that you'll be a loser virgin for life.

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