Aww, hello Mr. Limpy. What's the matter? Can't get it up? Lol. Less a Stiffy Wiffy and more a Limpy Wimpy. A broken boy with a broken cock. Well, you've come to the right place. Goddess Penelope has just the thing for that... little problem of yours. A magic potion to wake the napping dragon. Or... in your case, kickstart the slumbering slug. Lol. Grab that little brown bottle and let's get started, shall we? You're about to go on a Flaccid Trip.

When I tell you to inhale, you inhale. Good boy. It's twitching already, isn't it? Inhale. First with the left nostril, then the ... Show more