I've been thinking recently about your boring basic wife and how rubbish and miserable your sex life is and all you do is boring missionary position, spunk your load and go to bed.
There's no fulfilling fantasies and your life is just dull...she's basic and will never be like Me, but that's your fault as you're the idiot that married her.
I've had this excellent idea, why don't you take wifey out for dinner, have a few drinks, and get her really fucked up and I'll arrange for you and her to go to a BBC swingers party to get her holes filled!
Seeing your beautiful innocent wife's... Show more