I'm chatting on the phone making plans with My friend, when I turn around and seeing you staring at My arse. I keep turning around to see if you're still doing it, and you are!!!

You are much taller than Me and think that you can intimidate Me, but how WRONG you are!

I get very angry and excuse My phone call, to come over to speak to you.

I get angrier and angrier, berating you until I say "All men like you will live like maggots, and women will rule the world" - "AND WITH THAT I WILL SHRINK YOU, AND MAKE YOU A TINY LITTLE MAN!!!!' and that's when it happens, you ... Show more