Your dick is so fucking tiny, that you literally have nothing to hold onto. You can’t even have a wank, it’s absolutely minuscule, you can’t even have a two finger pump. You have to rub your dick, like it’s an overgrown clit. Your tiny little pathetic penis is so pathetic, you may well have a pussy, you can’t jerk like a real man. You’re such a fucking loser, you can’t even get a cage to fit your tiny micro dick, your tiny little willy is an amoeba willy!