Life is cruel, isn't it, old man? The thing in your life that you've paid the most attentiion to all these years, that you've let lead you around, that you've lovingly stroked and caressed every day... it's abandoned you. Betrayed you. It's gone flaccid. Lol. And throughout all your attempts to revive it, all the porn you've fed it, all the deviant, embarrassing sexual desires you've explored in the hopes that something, anything, might cause that fleshy little sausage to flutter once again, throughout all those little blue "sweets" that you ordered online... your dick has been laughing at ... Show more