All year long you're a small dick loser, and this Christmas nothing has changed. You don't ever get access to the sexy sweet candy cane lane, it's reserved for men with nice thick cocks, no wimpy little pricks allowed. But you'll stroke and tug, gooning to the perfect pussy while I laugh and taunt you. It's pathetic really, but you can't help yourself. You're always going to be nothing more than a skinny dick loser for Goddess.