Oh that's cute babe, you thought this was for you, you thought I decorated and got all dressed up for you. I guess that makes sense, it's been a while since we've fucked but that doesn't matter, I've gone elsewhere to meet my needs. In fact he's been meeting my needs for a few months now and he's on his way over. I'm going to turn you into my little cuckold, because really I haven't been attracted to you since before we got married. All of this is for him, all of me is for him. Don't worry though babe, we won't need to divorce as long as you keep me happy in other ways.