Small. Tiny. Pathetic. There are hundreds of words to describe that thing between your legs. But you know the most important one...USELESS. It'll never please me, or satisfy me, and you love the fact that I laugh at you, tease you with what you'll never get. I so enjoy turning you into my little dick loser jerkaholic. Go and do what you do best, see how long you can last to me making fun of your shortcummings.